You get me and that is enough to last a life time.
You are all I could have asked for.
I love you,
changing from jeans to pajama pants
“Porsche is a brand that’s built on loyalty.”
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Does tumblr know this exists?
I hope it does.
Cause this is fabulous
this is really catchy
I now must find red heels and booty shorts for if i quite a job
IF WE IGNORE THAT LINE THAT’S FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC AND DISGUSTING THEN YEAH IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole